February 2012
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…I think we are terrible animals. And I think our planet’s immune system is...
– Kurt Vonnegut, on The Daily Show (via nevver)
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“On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day: I am sure every girl can recall, at least once as a child, coming home and telling their parents, uncle, aunt or grandparent about a boy who had pulled her hair, hit her, teased her, pushed her or committed some other playground crime. I will bet money that most of those, if not all, will tell you that they were...
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The rest of the Academy Awards:
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apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie...
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Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, “It might have been.
– Kurt Vonnegut (via loveyourchaos)
Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.
– William Shakespeare (via cavesoflilith)
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cashcrab:
A teenage girl brings her father into Forever 21 so she can pick out some new clothes for him to buy for her. Both of them have completely forgotten that they are standing on a floating blue-green sphere of crust and rock, which is speeding through the universe and is a mere speck within a giant galaxy that is only one of billions of galaxies, along with black holes, dark matter, other...
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